Monthly Archives: March 2011

Goin’ to the dogs…

So, I’m walkin’ Bella, a Giant Schnauzer, and some guy drivin’ a late model BMW yells out his window “beautiful dog!” There was a time when a guy yelling “beautiful!” out his car window was talking about me! Damn.

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“Peechee Proverb”

The Bible says that when a man takes a wife, he is to “cleave unto his wife.” But when he cleaves unto his wife before he has UN-cleaved from HIS MOTHER… that is waaaaaaay too much CLEAVAGE!

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