A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.
“You can’t wear white,” reminds the sales clerk, “You’ve been married three times already.”
“Of course I can, I’m a virgin!” says the bride. “Impossible!” says the sales clerk.
“Unfortunately not,” the bride explained. “My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector…. God I miss him.”
Yeah, yeah…it’s a cheap joke; but sometimes cheap is good, too! LOL Happy April Fool’s Day!