Here comes the virgin bride…oops!!!

A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.

“You can’t wear white,” reminds the sales clerk, “You’ve been married three times already.”

“Of course I can, I’m a virgin!” says the bride. “Impossible!” says the sales clerk.

“Unfortunately not,” the bride explained. “My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector…. God I miss him.”

Yeah, yeah…it’s a cheap joke; but sometimes cheap is good, too! LOL ¬†Happy April Fool’s Day!

 

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Goin’ to the dogs…

So, I’m walkin’ Bella, a Giant Schnauzer, and some guy drivin’ a late model BMW yells out his window “beautiful dog!”

There was a time when a guy yelling “beautiful!” out his car window was talking about me!

Damn.

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“Peechee Proverb”

The Bible says that when a man takes a wife, he is to “cleave unto his wife.”

But when he cleaves unto his wife before he has UN-cleaved from HIS MOTHER…

that is waaaaaaay too much CLEAVAGE!

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